August 15, 2030h Babs glanced in Spud's direction. "Trying to refrigerate the whole house?" she asked in mild tones. "I'm looking for dill," he answered from behind the open refrigerator door. "Dill?" He tiptoed to peek out at her over the door. "Alfred always puts dill in this kind of salad." "Oh. Will dried dill do? I used the last of the fresh in the soup the other night, and we let Dick do the grocery shopping this week." Spud closed the refrigerator door. "So much for that idea," he grumbled. "I'm sure the salad will be fine, Spud." "Yeah, it just won't be as good as Alfred's." "Trust me, Dick will never notice," she laughed. "I'll notice," Spud pouted. "Poor Spud," Babs teased. "A gourmet in a house full of philistines." Spud wrinkled his nose at her as he returned to shredding lettuce. "What's a phil - philsta-" "Philistine. Someone who doesn't appreciate the finer things in life." "Like fresh dill?" "Like fresh dill," Babs agreed, wheeling over to dump the tomatoes from her cutting board into the salad. "Hey!" Spud protested. "I wasn't ready - philoss -!" "Philistine. And be a gourmet later, Potato Boy," Babs said firmly. "Your father's h-" She trailed off as the door locks began clicking and Spud shot away toward the front door, her insult to his salad forgotten. She sighed and began tossing the vegetables together as she heard Spud cry, "Dick!" He let out a sudden holler as Dick made roaring noises, and when she turned to the door, Dick had Spud rolled up over his shoulder. Spud kicked and squealed, his face flushed red with laughter. "Babs, HELP!" he gasped. Babs chuckled. "You're on your own, Mr. Gourmet," she decreed, watching as Dick made a big show of lifting Spud over his head before resettling Spud on his feet. " Nothing like wrangling potatoes for building up an appetite," Dick announced, crossing to his wife. "What's for supper?" "Ick, Grayson," Babs complained as he leaned down to kiss her. "You stink." "Hey, you try running around in this heat in a bullet proof vest and polyester pants," he retorted. "Do I see sandwich makings?" "And salad - too hot to cook. How was your day?" "Long. And you guys?" "Well, we had Spud's swimming lessons, and I managed to get some laps in, and -" "I made Babs drop her escrima stick!" Spud announced, his hand grabbing Dick's as if to get his father's attention. "Oh, did you now?" Dick answered, ruffling Spud's hair fondly. "Cass been teaching you tricks again?" "He's just getting good at it, right Spud?" Babs interjected, smiling at her son. "Yep! Maybe -" he hesitated. "Maybe you and me-" "You and I," Dick corrected. "You and *I* could - after supper -" Dick's smile didn't waver, but Babs could see something flare in his eyes as he shot a glance at her. "Sorry, Spud. I've got to head out early tonight. In fact, I better go shower now so I don't STINK so much-" Spud took a deep breath as if to protest, then caught Babs warning look. "Okay," he said instead. "I'm going to try to save my salad." Dick laughed. "Babs' been wrecking your creations again?" "Out, Grayson," Babs ordered sternly, turning to her son as Dick headed off toward the bathroom. "C'mon, Spud. Let's fix your salad. What else do you need me to -? Spud?" The boy sat perched by the salad bowl again, but his face wore a disappointed scowl. "Why does he DO that, Babs?" Not now, Babs thought to herself. "It's been a busy few weeks, Spud. Wait until things calm down a bit -" "I *have* been waiting! He always says no!" Babs sighed. This argument had come closer to the surface since the adoption had been finalized, and she suspected that Spud had believed that Dick would let him sidekick once he was "really" in the family. But Dick could not hear how much Spud sounded like a young Dick Grayson, anguished over being shut out of Batman's crusade. Nor would he listen to Babs' insistence that if any boy needed a direction for his still pent up rage, it was Spud. But tonight was not the night. Not with Dick so close to nailing Blockbuster and pushing himself too hard to close the case. She reached consolingly for Spud. He shook her off and began fiercely turning the lettuce and tomatoes in the bowl. "Spud," she said gently, hiding her hurt at his rejection. "I could do it, you know. Robin even showed me how to use the jump lines and everything." "Robin what?" "He rigged some in the cave so I could try it. It was cool." "Spud, maybe this weekend-" "This needs cucumbers and avocado," he announced, ending the conversation. Babs hesitated, then got the requested vegetables and began slicing them. "Should we grow the avocado pit?" she asked. Spud gave her a look, his earlier anger giving way to curiosity. "You can do that?" "Sure. Just need some toothpicks and a glass." The salad was once again abandoned as Spud watched Babs insert toothpicks into the pit and balance it on a glass of water. He hopped up onto the counter to set the glass in the window sill over the kitchen sink. "Are you sure this will grow?" he asked. "The ones she did for me always did," Dick answered from the doorway, smiling warmly at his family. Babs looked up at him, returning his smile and trying not to notice how much more tired he looked now that he was freshly scrubbed and lounging in shorts and a t-shirt. "And then Alfred got tired of watching those poor avocado saplings die in the Gotham winters," Babs remembered. "We ready to eat?" Dick asked, picking a piece of cucumber from the cutting board and nibbling on it. "That's for the salad!" Spud objected. "Spud, I think we'll just have to make it a plain old tossed salad tonight. Dick, has it cooled down enough to eat on the patio?" "Good question. Should we go check it out, Spud?" Spud bounced to Dick's side. "You got it, Dick."